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Andrew and Biba
Oct 23, 2020 at 14:02 (United Kingdom)
Post 18129
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I nots taking the Jerrycan for my Bro
Its like this see Folks and Tewwiers!!...Mummy tooked me and Drew for a nice walkie this morning and then she hads sum Tost when we gots back cos she not worky today but she wented then just over the lane to the big hoose for 1 hour...we were allowed all over inside where we live and we can see from the bedroom window seat mummy walking across the lane...anyway when she camed back she let us oot again and then aboot 2 hours later she noticed a Widdy up the bed valance!!!....well all us tewwier gals know...we do a squattie widdie....so who is left in my hoosehold that cuds possibly do a widdie up sumfing?....I tell yoo who!!>>>It is my Bro Drew...he a dirty dawg I say...I means I sleep on Mummys beddie and he dus as well...fancy doing it up thar and Mummy only asked him...Who did this Drewie?...like he wos going to admit it...Not So!!...I wos not taking the Jerrycan for him and I snooked ootside wiv my luggies down in case I gotted the blame...he never even gots telled off really...Mummy says Thar Thar its just Drewboy and he always dun fings like that...sumfing must have happened in the past to him....Oh Yeah ...I seds to mummy....he just widdies if he gets cross or hears sumfing ootside ..it cannot be sepewation pwob cos he gots me ...and yoo seds he dids it at the farmhoose before I camed to live wiv him...No Nooo He just a Dirty Dawg...now I gots no bed valance cos it been washed and mummy hads to shampoo the carpet and part of the bed!!Bestest Fwend EmmieSue...Tell him to go live wiv yoo!! Huggies and kissies fwom Clean gal Bibs and DirtyDawg Drew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Deb, Emmie and Angel Kelsie
Oct 23, 2020 at 15:24 • Deborah (Pennsylvania)
Post 10389
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Re: I nots taking the Jerrycan for my Bro
Oh no, I nots get in da middle a dis one bestest Bibs! Mommy an Daddy bery strict bout goin potty where you spose ta go--includin dem kitties a mine! It makes me wonder why Drew thinks he has ta "wash" eberythin wif his pee pee. Is he markin his territory or just bein a liddle devil?? Hmmm, it are somethin ta think bout an I wonders, dos he do dis when your Daddy is home? Maybe he jus thinkin he is protected you an your Mummy from evil spirits (What's dat Mommy? I is gettin into da Howloween spirit a bit too much??) Well, I say, der has ta be a reason why my Drew Boy are doin dis an I jus tryin ta figure it out! Let me know if you comes up wif a theary bestest!Lub, bestest friend Emmie Sue (Drew's Girl) XXXXXXXXXXX
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Grady
Oct 25, 2020 at 13:00 (Idaho)
Post 592
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Re: I nots taking the Jerrycan for my Bro
Uh Ooooohhhhh Drew I think you got caught on this one...a belly band may be in your future I dare to say. Mom had me wear one for a short time and now I don't do the naughty deed inside. I'm rooting for you pal Drew....try your best to not mark inside. Paw High Fives...Master Grady
Annie I was laughing at your post....and your humorous expression. But I know it can be extra work to keep up with, Willie had his moments of doing naughty lift on the kitchen patio window blinds. Lucky they were plastic and I could wipe them down quick and easy. I hope Drew will stop soon and find going outside a better place.
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