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Biba and Andrew
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Mar 13, 2020 at 14:31
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Here is the story...Mummy let me and Drewboy oot for a widdie again at 9pm last night...she been getting the peanuts and birdie food in and locked away in the shed at 6pm so ratty cannot get it from the bird table ootside ...well all of a sudden before she cuds get the torch and wellies on thar was a big scuffle by the birdie table and off we went like rockets ....the floodlights were on and thar wos..Ratty...Me  and ..Drewboy zooming down the lawn...Mummy shouted at Drew to leave  as she was scurrying to get her boots on and tocrch...she did not want us two to fight for Ratty...next thing wos me a shrill yelp and as she got to us and put Drew on a lead I hads  done the deed and he wos a goner...but then mummy thought ...well somewhere I got a bite ...she  picked ratty up in the thick leather gloves and took  the piccies and then threwed him into orbit ...Drew and me fought ratty wos going to end up at Bestests Emmie or Master Gwaaadys hoose the force of the throw...but Mummy sed he ended up in anuvver hedge away from us acwoss the lane!...anyway we went inside and mummy saw blood on me ...Beastly Ratty got me just under the eye...yes it did I say...then mummy saw a bit of blood in the rim of my beader and wos worried but suspects it got in somehow in the rough and tumble of the kill...she cleaned everyfing up and then runned down to the harness room and came back with a green rubbery fing shouting Hullooo Vera Bibs...she cuts sum of this fresh plant off and put the juice fwom it on my puncture wound...Drewboy says it a sort of Fairy Juice and makes fings heal.well thats aboot it folks and Mummy just wanted to make sure I wos OK this mooning before posting...in case I hads to go to vetties...I hads my leptospirosis jabs anyway for this year.....Here is my pwoof ...I do hope that Master Gwaaaady is pwoud of me and I just Know that Bestest fwend Emmie will be...The Ratty was a lot bigger than the uvver 2 smaller ones I gotted...Mummy hopes this is the last....Hugs and kissies fwom Rat catcher Bibs and Drewboy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



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Biba and Andrew
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Mar 13, 2020 at 14:35
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He wos Bigger than Mummy's Ovaltiney mug I do say...Mummy says he wos a heavy ratty cos she hoped when she sended him into orbit that his tail did not cum off  in her graspers!! Ha Ha ....Oh how Gwoss Mummy...its the stuff of Night Hares!! Lov Swedish Bibs and Bro Drew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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Deb, Emmie and Angel Kelsie
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Mar 13, 2020 at 17:05
• Deborah
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Oh my stars! You is my hero bestest Bibs! Dat are a monster rat a huge proportions I do say an I woudn't want ta meet up wif him nowheres! Oh, an my Drew Boy, you is a brave one too! I is jus so glad dat bof a you is OK and dat your Mummy sent dat dastardly ratty inta outerspace! I shudder ta think dat der could be more a dem rascals lurkin in da shadows....You bof be bery careful an I hopes your eye are all better real soon bestest! Mommy says if she sees me twitchin in my sleep she'll know I are dreamin bout you two chasin dat monster rodent (an me joinin in da chase!) Sleep tight bof a you and know I lubs you bof lots an lots!
Lub, bestest friend Emmie Sue (Drew's Girl) XXXXXXXXXXXX

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Presley
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Mar 14, 2020 at 12:53
• Sandi
(Nebraska)

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Wow, that is a big ratty, almost as big as the possum I caught. you were very brave.
A  true terrier 

hope you eye is okay.


sandi and presley, buster and robin at the bridge

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Grady
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Mar 14, 2020 at 17:55
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WOWza Wow wow...Miss Bibs you really got a BIG ONE this time. What a prize of a ratty you hunted down. We giggled at your mommy sending it into orbit by the tail.LOL LOL  I can tell ya that that big chunky ratty didn't make it here .But what a sight that must of been seeing it sail in the air.
 Hope you heal up soon and that bit wasn't too bad. Sending healing snuggles to ya Miss Bibs xoxox Master Grady


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Caesar Latham and Murphy
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Mar 16, 2020 at 14:11
• Louise
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Wholly Molly Biba & Drew that is one big nasty ratty!!!!!!!!  We are so glad he has gone to that bad place rattys go to.  We are glad you are doing OK and hope he was the only nasty ratty you will have to deal with in a long time!!!!!!  Love Caesar, Judah, and Angel Murphy

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Riley
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Mar 17, 2020 at 11:15
• allen
(New Jersey)

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Hope you guys are allright!!!!!1

Nasty ratty is very dangerous so be careful.

Love Riley and Allen

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